Gloria Quote #524
Quote from Gloria in Grill, Interrupted
Gloria: Doctor! I need your help. I've been drinking this tequila, and I cannot find the worm. I think I just swallow it.
Will: That's very serious. That worm could eat your insides in a matter of hours.
Haley: Well, there must be something she can do.
Will: Drink pickle juice. The worm cannot survive in pickle juice.
Gloria: Is this enough?
Will: Just.
Gloria: Thank you, Doctor. I'm feeling better already.
Will: You got lucky. The only other treatment is to freeze the worm to death by lowering the body temperature with an ice bath.
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