Gloria Quote #522
Quote from Gloria in Spring Break
Gloria: So now everybody hates Cameron.
Senor Kaplan: Okay, look, I can't sing "Memory." It's too much song for me. So when I found out that Coach Tucker wanted to sing it as well I had my out, until he nobly stepped aside. Luckily, the sandbag fell, everyone blamed him, and I just saw my opening. I put the paint cans on the floor and pretended that the tea scalded me. But to see him crash and burn on stage, that... [snickers] It doesn't get better than that.
Gloria: Oh, it's about to, because I turned your microphone on and everybody there is listening to everything that you just said!
Senor Kaplan: No. No. No, no, no, no, no.
Cameron: You monster!
Senor Kaplan: Now, hold on.
Cameron: Ooh! Ooh-hoo!
Gloria: [eating popcorn] Amazing. And with no commercials!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes.
Luke: Nice someone can see.
Phil: Glad to know your good eye can still roll. So still angry, huh?
Luke: Gee, why would I be angry? Because you insulted me, maimed me and belittled my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Is that my banjo?
Claire: Mmm?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: When I met this little lady sitting next to me it was love at first sight. Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now. I was inspired by the greats Scruggs, Kermit. It's hard to practice, though because it gets Claire so hot and bothered.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Alex! Okay, you need to drink this. I'll get a new one.
Alex: Is there vodka in here?
Haley: If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Michelangelo talked about chiseling beautiful sculptures out of marble. Well, my chisel is a Long Island Iced Tea and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. Not all my sculptures are masterpieces.