Mitchell Quote #592

Quote from Mitchell in Closet? You'll Love It!

Simon: So how's work? I'm sure you heard I made partner at Gotshal, Manges, Flom, Arps and LeBoeuf.
Mitchell: Mm-hmm. And I'm actually at the Justice Institute now. So rewarding.
Simon: Oh, I think our firm donated one of our old fax machines to you guys. We better go. We're moving closer because our daughter's about to perform. Yours is from Vietnam, right? We were able to adopt one from Korea. So...
Mitchell: Did he really just end a conversation on "so"?

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 ‘Closet? You'll Love It!’ Quotes

Quote from Jay

Claire: [aside to camera] Thirty years ago, my dad was in a local ad for Pritchett's Closets and he has always been really proud of the slogan he came up with. ... I've never understood what it means.
[flashback:]
Announcer: Pritchett's Closets. Choose one of our nine luxurious models like the Monte Carlo. Or how about a custom design using our state of the art technology? Come visit Pritchett's and go home with the closet of your dreams.
Jay: Closet? You'll love it!

Quote from Jay

Claire: All right, Dad, we're ready for you. Just give us five minutes.
Jay: Seems like a waste of time, but go ahead.
[montage:]
Claire: Closet, but no cigar.
Haley: Why? Because we closet.
Cameron: I'll have what she's closet.
Luke: [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said "Life is like a box of closets."
Manny: On your mark, get set, closet.
Phil: Let's get ready to closet!
Gloria: [imitating Scarface] Say hello to my little closet.
Jay: Damn it. They're all good.

Quote from Jay

Jay: So if I get "Grumpa," what do they call Phil's dad?
Claire: You know, just "Funpa."
Jay: That mound of human Silly String gets "Funpa"?