Phil Quote #1136
Quote from Phil in Connection Lost
Phil: [on FaceTime] What if you're right? What do we do?
Claire: I don't know.
Phil: I'll kill that Andy. How could he be so irresponsible? I mean, he's a good kid. But to run off with my baby girl after I fell for his "Aw, shucks" act! Which is probably not an act because he's genuinely nice and he thinks "shucks" is the "S" word. Still, I want to kill him! But that would be robbing my grandchild of probably a really great father! Damn you, Andy Bailey!
Claire: His last name is Bailey?
Phil: Oh, my God. She's gonna be Haley Bailey.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!