Jay Quote #839
Quote from Jay in Connection Lost
Jay: [on FaceTime] Hey, Mitch, I'm liking the new hat. It gives you some presence.
Mitchell: What you getting at, Dad?
Jay: Nothing. It's a strong look. You like one of those tough guys in an old Western movie.
Mitchell: Really?
Jay: Yeah.
Mitchell: Oh, I guess it is kind of badass. What if I tilt it a little bit?
Jay: You ruined it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!