Phil Quote #1131
Quote from Phil in Fight or Flight
Dana: So I have 20 fur coats in my closet but I'm the only one of my friends who even wears them anymore so you tell me who's endangered.
Phil: Jillian's waiting for you in my seat to give you a little back rub.
Claire: You don't have to do this.
Phil: You didn't have to be so great this weekend but you were, so thank you. And I should have said that earlier. Mwah! Go enjoy the rest of your flight. I'll deal with this.
Dana: "Deal with this"? I'm a state senator's mistress.
Claire: You're my hero.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fight or Flight’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: I'm not fighting anymore. It's not worth it.
Gloria: But you're doing so good. You just have to turn your shoulder first so that you can throw your weight behind your punch. If you want. I already think that you're very tough. This is all Jay's idea.
Jay: All right. Come on, kid. Show 'em who's boss.
Manny: No. I'm more of a lover than a fighter. Well, that's the goal anyway.
Quote from Pepper
Cameron: Well, you know, she did seem frazzled. Maybe she forgot to say good-bye.
Mitchell: Oh, and forgot all of her presents. [Sammy fusses]
Ronaldo: [gasps] And forgot her baby.
Mitchell: You don't think that there's any way that she would... No. I can't even say it.
Pepper: I can. That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard. What? He's fatherless. Am I wrong?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: The kid is just not a fighter. He gets squeamish pounding veal.
Gloria: Just do it!
Jay: Fine, but I'm only doing it for the lasagna and the extra food he's been bringing home on Sundays. Makes Mondays easier, you know?
Gloria: Oh, my God, you're the Garfield.