Jay Quote #831
Quote from Jay in Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
Manny: Open your eyes, Jay. She wants you all to herself. The red dress just like Mom's, the toy she knew Mom would trip on, the headless pictures. She's crazy!
Sonia: You think I'm crazy? This is what I did with the pictures. I made this valentine for Gloria. The dress I borrowed from Gloria to go with your pretty necklace. And the "poison" is guasca, a spice I brought from Colombia.
Jay: And there's Stella with the toy.
Sonia: Which she leaves all over the house.
Jay: There's been some misunderstanding here but it would be so super if you just wouldn't mention this to-
Gloria: Me?!
Jay: Geez! As loud as these two are, they move like cats.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Happy Valentine's, by the way.
Claire: Mmm, no. Gross and sweaty from running. So, for later tonight, you thinking what I'm thinking, valentine?
Phil: I believe I am.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Every Valentine's Day, Claire and I look forward to some naughty role-playing. Sexually adventurous cuckolder Juliana and Clive Bixby, speaker salesman by day, spy by night. Lover also by night and sometimes during the day. The speaker business, it it pretty much runs itself.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Jay, they delayed Sonia's flight until tomorrow. Why don't we cancel our dinner reservation and the three of us celebrate Valentine's here?
Sonia: You don't have to do that for me, Gloria. I usually spend Valentine's Day selling artificial flowers near the well in my village.
Jay: Where do you people live, National Geographic?
Quote from Phil
Phil: I must say, Juliana, you're the last person I expected to see here tonight.
Claire: Well, with any luck, you'll be the last person I do see tonight.
Phil: [chuckles] Oh, my God.
Claire: Phil, I've had my eye on you for years. I'm just so happy we're finally gonna get some alone time. I'm not scaring you, am I?
Phil: Quite the contrary. Most women who meet me almost instantly ask for some alone time.