Mitchell Quote #584
Quote from Mitchell in Rash Decisions
Mitchell: Lucy, you're at work, so please dress like it. These "tops" that you wear are completely inappropriate.
Lucy: Wow. Sorry to offend you.
Mitchell: You know what? Um while I'm at it, uh, Glen, shower more often. Chuck, stop using "Reply all." A-and, Doris, no one cares about what you dreamt about last night. Let's keep in mind this is a place of business, folks, all right? Whew. This feels good. Is there a Carl?!
Claire: Wow! Lawyers. Am I right, Sport Coat?
Mark: That's not Sport Coat.
Claire: Hmm?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?