Jay Quote #819
Quote from Jay in Rash Decisions
Jay: [on the phone] What the hell am I looking at?
Cameron: Oh, God, w- What- What did I send you?
Jay: What's that thing around her neck?
Cameron: Oh, phew. Uh, that is just a new collar. Her old one was looking a little tattered.
Jay: Don't go buying her presents! She's still my dog. You're a glorified kennel.
Cameron: It's just a fun little collar that I bejeweled.
Jay: What's next? You gonna dress her in fishnets, put her in a window in Amsterdam? Just keep it casual!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?