Jay Quote #817
Quote from Jay in Rash Decisions
Jay: How's my little angel?
Claire: Not great today.
Mitchell: I'm settling in.
Jay: Not you two. Stella!
Mitchell: Oh, she's fine. Cam's taking great care of her.
Jay: Is she getting enough walks?
Mitchell: Cam comes home from work at lunch, takes her right to the dog park. In fact, he's there with her right now.
Jay: Not the one on Barrington. 'Cause there's an unsnipped chow always tries to hump her silly.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?