Mitchell Quote #579
Quote from Mitchell in Rash Decisions
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I am looking forward to doing a few days of freelance legal work for my dad because, uh, where I work, I've gotten the unfair reputation of being the office nag, which is... See, it's only because I work with a bunch of slobs. I mean, I must tell these people fifty times a day, "Wipe down the microwave," "Clean the coffee pot," "Whose moldy lunch meat is this, Kevin?"
Cameron: So, did they put up much of a fight when you asked for that time off, or...?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?