Jay Quote #813

Quote from Jay in The Big Guns

Gloria: You know that you can't rush these things. You did it before with Claire and with Mitch.
Manny: I don't think he did, Mom.
Gloria: Yes, he did. Right?
Jay: Well, I was a little busy building a closet empire. And racquetball was pretty big back then.
Manny: Maybe that's why this is so important to you. You missed so many milestones in their lives you don't want to miss them with Joe. This is your second chance. But don't worry, Jay. He knows you love him.
Jay: I'd like him to remember that I'm there for him. I mean, who knows if I'll get another chance?
Gloria: I know. You won't. And he won't have to remember you because you're always going to be here.


 ‘The Big Guns’ Quotes

Quote from Manny

Jay: He's gonna do great.
Manny: Why wouldn't he? There's no one better than Joe, right?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm better than Joe. At his age, I was counting to 10 in three languages. The bar is so low for that kid. Except when they play limbo. They hold it up so high anybody can get under it.

Quote from Cameron

Mitchell: If you went to the library why don't you have any books?
Lily: We read there. I read Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Cameron: I read Richard Chamberlain's autobiography. Did you know he did Hamlet in London?
Lily: Yes, I remember you telling me about that at the San Vicente branch of the public library.
Cameron: Okay. Why don't you go clean your room now, sweetie?

Quote from Phil

Phil: We need to finesse this, be nice about it. The last thing we need is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors. Movie idea.
Luke: I'll put it on the list. Comedy or drama?
Phil: Depends on casting.
Claire: There's got to be some kind of regulation about this. I'm gonna call the city.
Phil: That's a terrible idea.
Haley: No, a terrible idea is a movie about a guy who can fax himself places.
Luke: 'Cause you haven't heard the title, "Just the Fax Man".
Phil: Huh?
Alex: That water can't hit us soon enough.