Mitchell Quote #577
Quote from Mitchell in The Big Guns
Mitchell: You wouldn't be in this position if you hadn't gone behind my back.
Cameron: I wouldn't be in this position if I had a supportive husband.
Mitchell: Okay. Really, I would love to hear how this is my fault.
Cameron: Yesterday, Lily performed her heart out for you. She was so excited to do that broom routine, and you gave her nothing. So she got desperate and she resorted to mean-spirited gags. And then all of a sudden, guess what. You're Mister McGiggles!
Mitchell: Oh, is he like an uncle to you?
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‘The Big Guns’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: He's gonna do great.
Manny: Why wouldn't he? There's no one better than Joe, right?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm better than Joe. At his age, I was counting to 10 in three languages. The bar is so low for that kid. Except when they play limbo. They hold it up so high anybody can get under it.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: If you went to the library why don't you have any books?
Lily: We read there. I read Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Cameron: I read Richard Chamberlain's autobiography. Did you know he did Hamlet in London?
Lily: Yes, I remember you telling me about that at the San Vicente branch of the public library.
Cameron: Okay. Why don't you go clean your room now, sweetie?
Quote from Phil
Phil: We need to finesse this, be nice about it. The last thing we need is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors. Movie idea.
Luke: I'll put it on the list. Comedy or drama?
Phil: Depends on casting.
Claire: There's got to be some kind of regulation about this. I'm gonna call the city.
Phil: That's a terrible idea.
Haley: No, a terrible idea is a movie about a guy who can fax himself places.
Luke: 'Cause you haven't heard the title, "Just the Fax Man".
Phil: Huh?
Alex: That water can't hit us soon enough.