Phil Quote #1114
Quote from Phil in The Big Guns
Claire: [aside to camera] Phil is not a vindictive guy. He still listens to Milli Vanilli.
Phil: It's a scandal I can dance to. But Ronnie and Amber don't deserve Nice Phil. They dissed my woman, so I called in the big guns.
Claire: You are so sexy right now.
Phil: Girl, you know it's true.
Claire: Oh, there it goes.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Big Guns’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: He's gonna do great.
Manny: Why wouldn't he? There's no one better than Joe, right?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm better than Joe. At his age, I was counting to 10 in three languages. The bar is so low for that kid. Except when they play limbo. They hold it up so high anybody can get under it.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: If you went to the library why don't you have any books?
Lily: We read there. I read Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Cameron: I read Richard Chamberlain's autobiography. Did you know he did Hamlet in London?
Lily: Yes, I remember you telling me about that at the San Vicente branch of the public library.
Cameron: Okay. Why don't you go clean your room now, sweetie?
Quote from Phil
Phil: We need to finesse this, be nice about it. The last thing we need is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors. Movie idea.
Luke: I'll put it on the list. Comedy or drama?
Phil: Depends on casting.
Claire: There's got to be some kind of regulation about this. I'm gonna call the city.
Phil: That's a terrible idea.
Haley: No, a terrible idea is a movie about a guy who can fax himself places.
Luke: 'Cause you haven't heard the title, "Just the Fax Man".
Phil: Huh?
Alex: That water can't hit us soon enough.