Phil Quote #1106

Quote from Phil in The Day We Almost Died

Rob: There's nothing I can do.
Phil: I can't go for that.
Cameron: No can do.
Phil: Cameron here bought an eggshell dryer.
Cameron: Not white, not oatmeal, not Swiss-coffee, not baby-powder, not bone.
Phil: Eggshell. Look, Rob, is it? That's interesting. Here's how this is going down... We don't leave without that eggshell dryer.
Cameron: Not swan-feather, not Chester-pig-white.
Phil: I think we've covered the colors. I sell houses to people every day who ask me where they should buy their dryer. I don't think you want me giving them any... static.
Ronaldo: I may have one in the back. But it takes two guys to load the truck, and it's just me today.
Phil: Is it?

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Gloria: Ah, yeah, 'cause it's your way or the highway.
Manny: Oh, God. Not the highway.