Jay Quote #806

Quote from Jay in The Day We Almost Died

Gloria: He's terrified to be in the back. Now you're gonna put him in the front seat so that he can kill all of us?!
Jay: Can you not make this fear worse? I watched Dede coddle Mitchell when he was afraid of the dark. Till he was seven, he'd only blink one eye at a time. Gave a lot of girls a very wrong idea.

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 ‘The Day We Almost Died’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Luke: [aside to camera] For many, a near-miss with death is a wake-up call. But when a man misses his own near-miss, he truly sees what he's been missing. No more putting my dreams on hold. Five years ago, I made a bucket list. It was time to start crossing things off.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: This was a huge mistake. I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter. It's spring break '92 all over again!

Quote from Manny

Jay: No way. You there. You there. We're doing this my way.
Gloria: Ah, yeah, 'cause it's your way or the highway.
Manny: Oh, God. Not the highway.