Phil Quote #1099
Quote from Phil in Haley's 21st Birthday
Phil: [aside to camera] Now that Claire has a tattoo, I can finally get one of my own! So, I've been trying to think of a phrase that sums up the way I live my life. I don't think small. I don't do things halfway. I'm not afraid of taking risks. So, then, I was trying to think of the perfect place to put it, you know? You don't want to put it on a-a body part that's gonna wrinkle or- or sag too much, and you don't want it in some place where if you're wearing a suit it would show. So, on my lower back I would put the words "Go deep." Bam!
Claire: Think about it.
Phil: I heard it.
Claire: Okay.
Phil: "Do it."
Claire: No.
Phil: "All in."
Claire: No.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Haley's 21st Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Quote from Luke
Lily: So, do you know how babies are made?
Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
Lily: Why?
Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: I always got Dylan.
Haley: Careful. You're like my grandma.
Gloria: Grandma? Easy. I have stabbed closer relatives than you.