Phil Quote #1098
Quote from Phil in Haley's 21st Birthday
Tony: [horn honks] My father-in-law can be a jerk, too, so I got to say something. You got a much better deal than he got.
Jay: Some horn, huh?
Phil: [horn honks] What?
Tony: [horn honks] He came groveling into my office and begged me to lie and say that he got the better price, but he paid me the difference.
Phil: [horn honks] How much more did he pay?
Tony: [horn honks] $1,000.
Phil: [horn honks] Oh, my god, he really cares what I think about him.
Tony: [horn honks] More than you know.
Phil: [horn honks] That is one beautiful man.
Jay: Hey, dumbass, enough with the horn, huh?
Phil: [horn honks] I love you, too!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Haley's 21st Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Quote from Luke
Lily: So, do you know how babies are made?
Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
Lily: Why?
Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cameron: Or guncle.
Mitchell: Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.
Cameron: In the 10 years that we've been together, we've only missed the mark one time.
Mitchell: Yeah, when Claire told us what to buy, but we learned our lesson. Ignore Claire and trust our gay instincts.
Cameron: Or "ginstincts."
Mitchell: Too much.