Mitchell Quote #564
Quote from Mitchell in Strangers in the Night
Mitchell: [on the phone] I am being nice! Okay? I-I-I I talked to her. I- I asked her if there was anything I could do to help. But I- I didn't mean it. Nobody ever means it.
Cameron: Mitchell, you want this growth in your life. That's why you asked her. You're just scared.
Mitchell: No, no, it was a completely hollow offer and- Yeah, that- That's right. Okay, George and Wendy Hollowoffer. Dinner at 7:30. Okay, bye-bye.
Cameron: You need this, and I need something nice to write about you in our Christmas letter.
Mitchell: I love you, too. Goodbye.
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‘Strangers in the Night’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: So, Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not?
Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
Lily: Hey, you chose me!
Cameron: Oh, uh, that's not what I meant.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, okay, go around the back.
Mitchell: What am I doing? What am I doing?
Cameron: We'll get this underneath her. Once, I helped a sow give birth to nine baby piglets on our living room floor. Didn't get a drop of nothin' on the linoleum.
Mitchell: We're gonna get back to why the sow was in the living room.
Cameron: Lady Di's wedding. It was beautiful.
Quote from Phil
Alex: So they can only be for Haley?
Phil: Of course not. Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.