Claire Quote #469
Quote from Claire in Strangers in the Night
Haley: Look what someone left in our mailbox, again.
Claire: Wait, that's like our fifth one, isn't it? It's getting kind of creepy.
Haley: Oh, relax. It's probably just from Victor, that flower-delivery guy I dated.
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh, because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex-con.
Phil: Hey, maybe it's Dylan trying to win you back.
Claire: So, Victor, it's a closed door?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Strangers in the Night’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: So, Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not?
Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
Lily: Hey, you chose me!
Cameron: Oh, uh, that's not what I meant.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, okay, go around the back.
Mitchell: What am I doing? What am I doing?
Cameron: We'll get this underneath her. Once, I helped a sow give birth to nine baby piglets on our living room floor. Didn't get a drop of nothin' on the linoleum.
Mitchell: We're gonna get back to why the sow was in the living room.
Cameron: Lady Di's wedding. It was beautiful.
Quote from Phil
Alex: So they can only be for Haley?
Phil: Of course not. Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.