Jay Quote #768
Quote from Jay in Won't You Be Our Neighbor
Jay: Check this out. What's my biggest problem in the bedroom? [door bell]
Manny: Oh, thank God.
Jay: It's that I'm always wearing the same socks because they're always up front. But this bad boy stores and rotates your socks. It's gonna revolutionize the closet industry.
Gloria: What an exciting time to be alive.
Jay: I'm gonna get my lawyer on the horn, try to lock the name down. Check this, "sock it to me."
Gloria: How about "soxbox?"
Jay: Gloria, please. I'm selling a lifestyle here.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Won't You Be Our Neighbor’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay. I'm taking off.
Luke: Where are you going? I thought we were going to give a chicken the best day of its life.
Phil: I hate that we keep rescheduling that, but being a realtor man means working on Sundays, like priests and Lesley Stahl.
Quote from Gloria
Earl: Hello, Jay.
Jay: Hello, Earl.
Gloria: I invited him so that you two finally can bury the machete.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I am handling the sale of our neighbor Jerry's house. He's selling it and moving into a bachelor pad now that he's officially divorced.
Claire: Which is great!
Phil: Well, I don't know about "great." I mean, you can come and go as you please, I suppose, and maybe see what's up with the U.P.S. girl who's always asking if you work out, or-
Claire: It's great because we have the rare opportunity to choose our new neighbors.
Phil: While still looking out for my client's best interests, of course.
Claire: Wink wink.
Phil: I'm in kind of in a delicate spot, stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.