Mitchell Quote #530
Quote from Mitchell in Do Not Push
Cameron: Okay, come on, we have something to show you.
Lily: Is it dinner, or is my mouth too ugly to put food in?
Cameron: Okay, no. And please don't say things like that about yourself.
Lily: You picked one?
Cameron: We sure did, and we're sorry we made you feel bad. We just weren't used to your new smile, but now we are, and we love it!
Mitchell: Yes, it's beautiful, and you're beautiful, and we don't want to change a single thing about you.
Cameron: Except maybe your underpants.
Lily: [laughs]
Cameron: Okay, where did that laugh come from?
Mitchell: I don't know, but it's gotta go.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do Not Push’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Haley, put down the chair.
Haley: Why should I?!
Phil: Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at by a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper.
Luke: Yeah! We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we're not sheep!
Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke. One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!
Quote from Luke
Phil: You're right, I set a terrible example for you.
Luke: No! It was awesome! Do you think Steve Jobs followed every rule? Doug Henning?
Phil: Keep talking.
Luke: What about that guy who lived in that town where people weren't allowed to dance? Did Footloose follow the rules?
Phil: His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Now, easy on the filters, Cam. It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone.
Cameron: You know what other tone we don't need?
Lily: Play nice.