Gloria Quote #457
Quote from Gloria in The Wedding (Part 1)
Barb Tucker: Well, I guess I first noticed it after Pameron moved out, and Merle and I just started sniping at each other.
Gloria: Yeah, like that bloodbath this morning?
Barb Tucker: Oh, again, I am so sorry. But Merle is not the type you can talk to about things. I mean, the man's had a toothpick in his mouth our whole marriage, and I can't say a word.
Gloria: No, you can't sit on your feelings. You will explode! I have, like, 10 little explosions every day, so I don't have the big one. The women in my family, sometimes, they shoot their husbands.
Barb Tucker: Well, we've had 48 good years. I guess we're just gonna run out the clock.
Gloria: No! You're still... You have... That is bad attitude!
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Cameron: Congratulations!
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Mitchell! Mitchell! Look at this. Do you think you could fit in there?
Mitchell: I'm not doing that.
Cameron: Then what am I gonna wear to our wedding? My black funeral suit? Is that the tone you want to set?
Mitchell: You wore it to one funeral. And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
Cameron: I felt like I did.
Mitchell: I know.
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Alex: [aside to camera] My dad would never admit this, but when he wants fun he goes straight to Luke. They have a weird connection. They're like Batman and Robin. Dad and I are more like Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.