Jay Quote #738
Quote from Jay in The Wedding (Part 1)
Larry: So, what brings you to town, Merle?
Merle Tucker: Well, uh... My... Our... Jay's and my kids are getting married today.
Howard: Congratulations.
Larry: Isn't that nice? Father of the bride, father of the groom taking a steam together the day of the wedding.
Jay: Yeah, something like that.
Larry: The day my son got married piece of cake. But the day I lost my little girl, oh, that wrecked me. So, which one of you has to suffer through that today?
Merle Tucker: You know what? It's too hot in here.
Jay: Yeah.
Merle Tucker: Let's go.
Jay: Mm-hmm. Real evolved. Your swans would be ashamed.
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‘The Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Surprise! Guess who's on time.
Mitchell: Oh, my God! Sal, wow, you're pregnant.
Cameron: Congratulations!
Sal: Thank you. We're really excited.
Lily: You're huge.
Sal: Nice teeth.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Mitchell! Mitchell! Look at this. Do you think you could fit in there?
Mitchell: I'm not doing that.
Cameron: Then what am I gonna wear to our wedding? My black funeral suit? Is that the tone you want to set?
Mitchell: You wore it to one funeral. And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
Cameron: I felt like I did.
Mitchell: I know.
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] My dad would never admit this, but when he wants fun he goes straight to Luke. They have a weird connection. They're like Batman and Robin. Dad and I are more like Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.