Gloria Quote #449
Gloria: Look at the bottom of Joe's face.
Manny: What happened? Did you leave him in the sun?
Gloria: No, I took him out for five minutes to give him a little color. I must have not closed the visor all the way down.
Manny: Why is it so important to you that he has color?
Gloria: Because we're sending this picture to our family in Colombia, and I have a son that doesn't even look Colombian. Now they're gonna look at this picture, and they're gonna think that I am a terrible mother, that I can't even take care of my own child.
Manny: I think your reputation is set. I can still do this with my arm 'cause I slept in the sink till I was 3.
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