Cameron Quote #711
Mitchell: That's why I'm looking for a photo of Lily in a hand-me-down to show Claire, but I-I can't seem to find one. By the way, I'm barely in any of these.
Cameron: Mitchell, are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
Mitchell: Yes! Sometimes I feel like this family looks right past-
Cameron: You're suggesting that we stage a photograph. Put Lily in some hand-me-downs. Make it look like it's from the past - Christmas, say - just to prove Claire wrong. Simplicity itself.
Mitchell: That's not remotely what I'm saying.
Cameron: Mitchell, don't second-guess yourself. It's simplicity itself.
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