Jay Quote #724
Phil: [aside to camera] I'd done a pretty good job eliminating all traces of that record, but there was still one loose end.
[flashback:]
Phil: [on the phone] You know, earlier today, when we ran into each other on the street?
Jay: I didn't see you. You didn't see me.
Phil: Okay, so you're saying whatever either one of us might have been doing will remain forever-
Jay: I didn't see you. You didn't see me.
Phil: Just to be c- [phone cuts off]
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