Cameron Quote #709
Claire: Mitchell, please. Don't be so sensitive. You don't see me pitching a fit because Cam is too much of a snob to use our hand-me-downs.
Cameron: Sn-- I'm sorry -- snob? I will have you know I come from simple farm folk. There is permanent dirt underneath these fingernails from working the soil.
Claire: Really? I had no idea that re-potting your orchids counted as "working the soil."
Cameron: Okay, they're in soil, are-- You know what? I don't want to talk about this. I don't need to listen to this. I'm gonna go out and get some air.
Lily: I know the feeling.
Cameron: Retire it. Seriously.
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