Haley Quote #236
Lily: Ooh! This one!
Haley: Thank God. Hurry up and buy it.
Lily: Wait. What if there's a better one later? Let's keep looking.
Haley: No, no, no! You are buying that. You're never gonna find anything better. I never found a hotter lifeguard, okay? This is perfect, and it is right in front of you. Here. Thanks.
Hot Guy: Hey. I really love your accent.
Haley: Wow. Thank you.
Lily: [to shop keeper] I would like to return this.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Australia’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Are you getting this?
Manny: I'm getting the shot. I'm just not getting what you're trying to do.
Luke: We're in Australia, it's on the bottom of the globe, so everyone here but me is upside-down. It's geography.
Jay: It's a good time to tell you I dropped Luke on his head when he was 1.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I come from the land down under.
Claire: He doesn't.
Phil: I was conceived in Australia on my parents' honeymoon. It was a romantic summer night - their summer - on a blanket in the park. I still have that blanket.
Claire: Phil's mom left us money for a trip there, and when the rest of the family, they all just jumped on board.
Phil: My mom's grandfather was Australian, and she'd spend her summers - their winters - visiting him. It was a very special place for her. She always wanted me to see it.
Claire: Wait you still have that blanket?
Phil: Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire took the lead on her first project at the company and scored a big one. Best part is, she beat out that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton over at Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets. I wish I could see the look on his stupid face, face, face, face. [laughs]