Haley Quote #230
Quote from Haley in Spring-A-Ding-Fling
Haley: I'm, uh, I'm Haley, Phil's daughter. Dad, you won the ROY! You all know him as an amazing realtor, but I know him as the world's greatest dad. As far as I'm concerned, he's the dad of the year, the "DOY." It really is a shame that you didn't hear the rest of his act tonight. I-I heard him rehearsing it. Which one of you is J.J. McCubbin? Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J. Why is a great mortgage rate like your wife in bed? Once a month and low interest. [laughter] What are you laughing at, Skip Woosnum? You haven't seen a commission since you joined the navy. [laughter
Ted: She is killing it.
Phil: That's my girl. I would have hit the word "Navy" harder.
Haley: What else? What else? Oh! Margaret Furman's here. Little heads-up to her date,. she's been upside-down in more houses than Fannie Mae. Or, in her case, Fannie definitely will. [laughter]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spring-A-Ding-Fling’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Ladies and gentlemen, he's the emperor of escrow. He puts the toot in tooter. Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy! [runs out on stage] Thanks for the kind introduction, me. Now, unlike past years I'm not gonna stand up here and talk your ears off. No, ladies and gentlemen. You deserve more. This year, I'm gonna sing them off. [to the tune of Styx's "Sailing"] I'm selling away Set an open house for Saturday... A gathering of agents Appeared in caravan... I'm a new divorce Now I need a house That's cat-friendly.
Quote from Lily
Gloria: So, you have ways of making him walk? Lily, just admit that you did it.
Lily: Come here, Joe. Come here like you did before.
Jay: Honey, you're embarrassing yourself.
Lily: Come here, Joe.
Jay: He can't walk.
Gloria: He's walking! The candles that I lit worked!
Jay: Look at the stride on him. He's as surefooted as a mountain goat.
Lily: Told you.
Gloria: I'm so sorry that we doubted you.
[aside to camera:]
Lily: Boy, did I get lucky. I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I have accepted a job at the C.F.J., the Center For Justice.
Cameron: Not, it turns out, a secret headquarters for superheroes.
Mitchell: No, it- It kind of is. It's a legal-aid society founded by a law-school friend of mine. I will be an advocate for the people, a voice for the voiceless. And just as important-
Cameron: Oh, thank you. Tonight, I am chaperoning the Spring-A-Ding-Fling, a fundraiser, a dance, which, under my stewardship, has shattered school records. And I added the "A-ding." It used to just be called the Spring Fling. I should have said my thing first.