Alex Quote #166
Alex: Oh, my God! We're trapped!
Haley: Well, it- It's- It's not such a huge disaster. You know, you'll just be a little late for school.
Alex: Make up your mind! Which is it?!
Haley: Oh, my God. I'm missing a text.
Alex: Just got real, didn't it?
Haley: Who sent you?!
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