Jay Quote #681
Quote from Jay in Three Dinners
Jay: Shorty, wait. I need to say something to you.
Shorty: Yeah.
Jay: I want to thank you for all the great times we've had.
Shorty: Yeah. We, um... We had a lot of laughs.
Jay: Yeah. And you should know that, uh, you're my best friend. You know? Probably the best friend I'm ever gonna have.
Shorty: Jay, I mean, what are you doing to me?
Jay: This is hard for me. I'm just- I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
Shorty: Well, I'm gonna tell you how I feel. I admire the hell out of you, Jay. I always tell Darlene, "That's a real guy." Self-made, stand-up, the kind of guy you want to be in a foxhole with.
Jay: Well, I'm not all that.
Shorty: Well, it's not like I've been in a foxhole.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Three Dinners’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Mitchell was born, he was a month premature. So it was touch and go there for a while. It's 2:00 AM. I walk out into the hospital waiting room to get some air, and there's Shorty. He'd been sitting there for six hours and refused to leave for the next two days. That's where we got Mitchell's middle name. Not Shorty, Vincent. "MVP". We were a little premature on that one, too.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What she's saying is, deep down, you're afraid Shorty's going to love Costa Rica, and you'll lose your best friend forever.
Gloria: That's what you do. You push people away, so when they leave, it doesn't hurt that much.
Manny: I don't get it. You're the greatest generation, but why can't you feel?
Jay: Why can't you spend your teen years locked in your bedroom like a normal kid?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell and I desperately need a romantic night out to reconnect.
Mitchell: Yeah. I don't- I don't know if it's the stress of planning a wedding, but we've been a little tense with each other lately, huh?
Cameron: Even our friend J'Marcus said how bitchy we've been.
Mitchell: What? When did he say that?
Cameron: Oh, at Pepper's party that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore.
Mitchell: Oh, right. And you brought that bad wine that everybody hated.
Cameron: See? We really need this.
Mitchell: We really do.