Luke Quote #259
Quote from Luke in And One to Grow On
Claire: His door is still closed. What is he doing in there?
Phil: I think we both know what he's doing in there.
Claire: He's been at it for hours.
Phil: That's how I was at his age.
Claire: He's gonna wear himself out. You should talk to him.
Phil: I don't want to embarrass him.
Claire: So, knock first.
Phil: Maybe you're right. I don't want him doing it wrong and getting hurt. Luke? [knocks] I'm coming in. Hey, man. Buddy!
[Luke is wearing headphones and is practicing ballroom dancing]
Luke: Dad?! Get out of here!
Phil: Don't be embarrassed, son. It's perfectly natural!
Luke: Get out!
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‘And One to Grow On’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Alex: Hey, mom, can you take me driving? My test is coming up, and I really need to practice.
Claire: Oh, honey, I would, but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: There is no closets and blinds union. Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly. I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, honey.
Claire: Oh, you're just in time for breakfast.
Luke: Ooh, we should probably go light on the food. Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach. I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: There is no such thing as autopsy camp. I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom-dance class. He's been resisting, but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys -- a kick line, actually.
Quote from Claire
Haley: Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her.
Alex: Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels!
Haley: Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! [to Claire] Okay, my rate just went up.
Claire: All right, but this buys your time and your silence. Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her. [horn honks] Mm, she's in a hurry today.
Haley: Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. [horn honks]
Claire: She should never drive.