Phil Quote #917
Quote from Phil in The Old Man & The Tree
Phil: I'll see you in Vancouver, eh? No. Luke, do the accent again?
Claire: [o.s.] Oh, are you on that machine?
Phil: Yes, Juliana, but unlike your husband, I'll be finished before you know it. [later] You know what? It's actually easier this way! Wonder if you could patent a movement? Call it "fliptical" [later]
Alex: [o.s.] Dad, trick or treaters! We're out of candy!
Phil: Who is this dad? I'm Gandalf. Huzzah!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Old Man & The Tree’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I'm in charge of the recycling. I'm supposed to bring it from the garage to the curb by 6:00 A.M. Thursday morning. I may have missed a few weeks. Maybe more than a few weeks. After a while, the pile just got so big, I couldn't bring it out the night before or people would ask questions. I don't need people asking questions.
Quote from Gloria
Pilar: This is your great-grandmother's recipe. If she could see you now, she would die again, because you're doing it wrong!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: My mother has been here all week. I love her very much, but you know what they say: house guests start to stink after three days, like dead bodies.
Quote from Manny
Jay: What the hell is that?
Manny: A fiber-optic tree. It's way better for the environment than a real one.
Jay: Not if the environment is my living room.
Manny: Look, I admit, it takes some getting used to, but so did Greek yogurt. Now I can't even remember how the old stuff tastes.