Luke Quote #256
Quote from Luke in The Old Man & The Tree
Luke: Get up.
Phil: I appreciate it, buddy, but-
Luke: Get up. I don't know anything about flutes or cooking or happy babies, but I'm damn sure getting my dad to Canada. Now, mount that beast.
Phil: Thank you, son.
Luke: You can thank me after you cross the finish line and the celebration begins. Just picture that.
Phil: I'm picturing it! I'm picturing it! I'm really picturing it!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Old Man & The Tree’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I'm in charge of the recycling. I'm supposed to bring it from the garage to the curb by 6:00 A.M. Thursday morning. I may have missed a few weeks. Maybe more than a few weeks. After a while, the pile just got so big, I couldn't bring it out the night before or people would ask questions. I don't need people asking questions.
Quote from Gloria
Pilar: This is your great-grandmother's recipe. If she could see you now, she would die again, because you're doing it wrong!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: My mother has been here all week. I love her very much, but you know what they say: house guests start to stink after three days, like dead bodies.
Quote from Manny
Jay: What the hell is that?
Manny: A fiber-optic tree. It's way better for the environment than a real one.
Jay: Not if the environment is my living room.
Manny: Look, I admit, it takes some getting used to, but so did Greek yogurt. Now I can't even remember how the old stuff tastes.