Jay Quote #649
Quote from Jay in ClosetCon '13
Claire: This schedule is incredible. Dad, there's a 10:45 session on sustainable materials. We have got to hit that.
Mm, but it overlaps with the 11:00 A.M. panel on paneling. And a breakout session on shoe storage.
Jay: Little advice: the convention floor is for suckers. All work is done at the bar, unless Tony G. and Layla are singing standards, in which case, no work, prepare to be entertained.
Claire: Dad, I came here to learn, not sit at the bar and drink.
Jay: You do what you want. I'm getting a scotch.
Modern Family Quotes
‘ClosetCon '13’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: No, no, sweetie, we're just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck-up.
Mitchell: Cam, that's really mature. Use our daughter to get your little digs in. I would never do that, sweetie.
Cameron: You don't think I notice how condescending you are when we come here? You just set on the porch. You roll your eyes. You don't participate in anything. And, yeah, I said "set." But that's how we talk here. I'm from this place. I'm proud of this place. And it hurts me that the man I love just thinks it's some big joke. Come on, sweetie.
Lily: [Southern accent] Lord o' mercy.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: We're gonna have to improvise. Gloria, call the steakhouse and cancel. Um Manny, find some glue. Luke, let's get these parts into the garage. I know this seems impossible, but we can do this!
Gloria: [on the phone] Hello. Houston's? We have a situation.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] We never told Gram about the gay. You know, after they reach a certain age, you worry that it could be the thing that sends them over the edge, and she's been on the edge for a long time. We're actually on deathbed number two.