Alex Quote #149
Quote from Alex in ClosetCon '13
Haley: I am telling you, the way he looked at me when I came to the door, it is so on.
Alex: Kind of seemed like he was just delivering pizza, and you were giving him money.
Gloria: What are you guys talking about?
Alex: Chuck, the pizza guy from last night. He's shy and thoughtful and wears a Princeton sweatshirt. Hardly Haley's type.
Haley: Oh, my God. You love him.
Alex: What? No! I- How would you say I love him? He's been to our house exactly three times. That's ridiculous, Haley! Don't even look at me. This is so stupid.
Gloria: She loves him.
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‘ClosetCon '13’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: No, no, sweetie, we're just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck-up.
Mitchell: Cam, that's really mature. Use our daughter to get your little digs in. I would never do that, sweetie.
Cameron: You don't think I notice how condescending you are when we come here? You just set on the porch. You roll your eyes. You don't participate in anything. And, yeah, I said "set." But that's how we talk here. I'm from this place. I'm proud of this place. And it hurts me that the man I love just thinks it's some big joke. Come on, sweetie.
Lily: [Southern accent] Lord o' mercy.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: We're gonna have to improvise. Gloria, call the steakhouse and cancel. Um Manny, find some glue. Luke, let's get these parts into the garage. I know this seems impossible, but we can do this!
Gloria: [on the phone] Hello. Houston's? We have a situation.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] We never told Gram about the gay. You know, after they reach a certain age, you worry that it could be the thing that sends them over the edge, and she's been on the edge for a long time. We're actually on deathbed number two.