Haley Quote #202

Quote from Haley in A Fair to Remember

Haley: Oh, my God! What are you doing, perv?!
Andy: Getting proof of where the two missing beers went. You can't drink that out here.
Haley: Hmm. Let's see if you're right. Mm, no.
Andy: Okay, well, you're in a pool zone, and that is glass, so that's not safe. It's dangerous.
Haley: What is with you and your girlfriend protecting water?


 ‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes

Quote from Haley

Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.

Quote from Claire

Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!

Quote from Andy

Andy: I hate to go all ballistic, but it has not been a pleasure meeting you.
Haley: Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?
Andy: I do, but she's real. So, she's a real girl.