Pepper Quote #28
[All off screen as Lily expresses her frustration at having to listen to this:]
Pepper: What would you like to dance to?
Cameron: I have to tell you we have to have some sort of square dancing.
Mitchell: We're not doing country.
Pepper: No square dancing. There will be no hoedown tonight.
Cameron: My family is going to throw a fit. They'll riot.
Mitchell: We're not getting married for them. We're getting married for us.
Cameron: And I think we have a decorative cake out front, and then we have sheet cakes in the back.
Pepper: Oh, I see! Is that the theme you're going for. Ttacky?!
Mitchell: Sheet. Like a sheet.
Pepper: Oh, "sheet." I thought he said "chic cake.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Help’ Quotes
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: I-I think we have to fire Pepper.
Ronaldo: That would kill him. He's on the brink as it is.
Mitchell: Why?
Ronaldo: Since the proposition ocho was overturned, he's done 50 gay weddings. The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas.
Mitchell: You said "ocho" and then you said "50."
Ronaldo: You see? Gays are so nit-picky. In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, but the gays have such strong opinions! It takes a toll on a great artist like Pepper Saltzman.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I should talk to my dad. You know what? He was pretty down after the divorce. I bet he has some insight.
Phil: Yeah, 'cause your dad's so in touch with people's feelings? When a man is overcome with emotion at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him to grow a pair!
Claire: Phil!
Phil: The ship went down, but their love lasts forever!
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot.
Cameron: No.
Mitchell: No! No, we don't, Pepper.
Pepper: Well, obviously, you know better than I. After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings. Come, Ronaldo. They're not interested in planning a wedding. They're interested in hurting people.