Phil Quote #886
Phil: Hey, there's Casanova! I didn't hear you come in last night. So- So, uh, how did it go with Marcy?
Frank: Oh, it was okay. But I actually met someone else while I was waiting for a taxi.
Phil: Well, all right.
Frank: And she's downstairs right now.
Phil: Well, all right.
Frank: Truth is, I, um, have a bit of a situation. She says I owe her $500.
Phil: Please tell me you broke something of hers.
Frank: No, turns out she's a hooker.
Phil: You picked up a hooker?
Frank: Well, I didn't know she was a hooker.
Phil: We're in my kitchen. We have to stop saying "hooker"!
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Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: I-I think we have to fire Pepper.
Ronaldo: That would kill him. He's on the brink as it is.
Mitchell: Why?
Ronaldo: Since the proposition ocho was overturned, he's done 50 gay weddings. The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas.
Mitchell: You said "ocho" and then you said "50."
Ronaldo: You see? Gays are so nit-picky. In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, but the gays have such strong opinions! It takes a toll on a great artist like Pepper Saltzman.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I should talk to my dad. You know what? He was pretty down after the divorce. I bet he has some insight.
Phil: Yeah, 'cause your dad's so in touch with people's feelings? When a man is overcome with emotion at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him to grow a pair!
Claire: Phil!
Phil: The ship went down, but their love lasts forever!
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot.
Cameron: No.
Mitchell: No! No, we don't, Pepper.
Pepper: Well, obviously, you know better than I. After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings. Come, Ronaldo. They're not interested in planning a wedding. They're interested in hurting people.