Cameron Quote #636
Quote from Cameron in The Late Show
Cameron: Here you go. I didn't know what you wanted to drink, so I just got you this soda.
Mitchell: That's fine. Thank you. Cam, what did you do?
Cameron: I did exactly what you did because I know you so well.
Mitchell: I didn't shake the soda.
Cameron: Then you have nothing to worry about, so go ahead and open it.
Mitchell: I shook it, okay? I shook the soda. I shook it up! Are you happy? It was petty and stupid and awful. I'm sorry.
Cameron: [opens the can without incident]
Mitchell: Damn it.
Cameron: Ah.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Late Show’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank waiting for everybody, or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast. Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. They even played my favorite song.
[flashback to Jay singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips]
Jay: A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.
Quote from Phil
Claire: New suit?
Phil: This old thing? Yes, it is. I got it at this hipster place downtown. You like it?
Claire: It's tight.
Phil: Well, the salesman said it was the style, and he looked like a Mumford and Son, so I think he'd know.
Claire: Mm, let's go.
Phil: Whoa. Slow down, Flo Jo.
Quote from Haley
Haley: I don't get it. Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk?
Manny: Thank you.
Jay: Honest to God. Have neither of you seen a cow? They're huge.
Haley: I bet Tequila would do it quicker.
Jay: It's not the goal to get the cow drunk.