Haley Quote #195

Quote from Haley in The Late Show

Claire: Honey, what are you still doing here? You're supposed to be babysitting Joe.
Haley: Yeah, but I have to drop off Alex to watch Lily first, and she's still not ready. She can't be concerned about her looks, right?
Alex: [o.s.] I can hear you!
Haley: I'm kidding. I'm just saying, it'd be sad to think she actually tries.
Alex: [o.s.] Heard that, too!
Haley: It was a joke! Man, do big ears actually hear better?
Alex: Oh, my God, just stop talking.

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Jay: I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank waiting for everybody, or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast. Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. They even played my favorite song.
[flashback to Jay singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips]
Jay: A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.

Quote from Haley

Haley: I don't get it. Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk?
Manny: Thank you.
Jay: Honest to God. Have neither of you seen a cow? They're huge.
Haley: I bet Tequila would do it quicker.
Jay: It's not the goal to get the cow drunk.

Quote from Phil

Claire: New suit?
Phil: This old thing? Yes, it is. I got it at this hipster place downtown. You like it?
Claire: It's tight.
Phil: Well, the salesman said it was the style, and he looked like a Mumford and Son, so I think he'd know.
Claire: Mm, let's go.
Phil: Whoa. Slow down, Flo Jo.