Phil Quote #873

Quote from Phil in Farm Strong

Phil: You went to Luke's game?
Claire: I did, Phil, and I am so sorry. I did not mean to. But then he started playing the most amazing game, and I got so wrapped up in it. I know I should have called.
Phil: Yeah, you should've called. You were amazing?
Claire: Oh, he was incredible. I wish you'd been there.
Phil: Then why'd you make me skip it?! I knew you had it in you!
Claire: Oh, coach said he's gonna start next week.
Phil: You're starting? I'm so mad at you! I'm so proud of you!

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 ‘Farm Strong’ Quotes

Quote from Lily

Cameron: Hey, what are you doing with those swatches? She's gonna be here any minute. I told you to put all this wedding stuff away.
Mitchell: Are these really our top-two choices for color palette? Why are they both white?
Lily: That's what my friend Keisha asks about you and daddy.

Quote from Pam

Cameron: Okay, I hope you're hungry.
Pam: Starving. That damn airline ran out of roast beef. Tried to fast talk me into eating something called "hoo-mus."

Quote from Jay

Alex: Congratulations. You officially beat me in "Words with Friends."
Jay: Better luck next time, kid.
Alex: Okay, I have to ask. Did you cheat? Is that how you won?
Jay: I never took you for a sore loser.
Alex: That's not an answer.
Jay: Listen, one day you might be the smartest person in this family, but today is not that day. So tread lightly before you assiduously malign the veracity of my etymological prowess. Jay Pritchett out. [drops phone]
Alex: You broke your phone, smarty-pants.
Jay: Damn it!