Phil Quote #865
Quote from Phil in Farm Strong
Phil: It's a gutter cleaner. Ladies, I give you the future. How many times have you girls seen me fall off this ladder? Now that's gonna happen less.
Haley: Looks like your, uh, gutter cleaner is stuck on something.
Phil: Not a problem. This baby detects blockage and then ramps up the power. That's why I've nicknamed it "The gutter done".
Haley: Stop!
Alex: Dad!
Phil: Sorry, it's such a missed opportunity.
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Quote from Lily
Cameron: Hey, what are you doing with those swatches? She's gonna be here any minute. I told you to put all this wedding stuff away.
Mitchell: Are these really our top-two choices for color palette? Why are they both white?
Lily: That's what my friend Keisha asks about you and daddy.
Quote from Pam
Cameron: Okay, I hope you're hungry.
Pam: Starving. That damn airline ran out of roast beef. Tried to fast talk me into eating something called "hoo-mus."
Quote from Jay
Alex: Congratulations. You officially beat me in "Words with Friends."
Jay: Better luck next time, kid.
Alex: Okay, I have to ask. Did you cheat? Is that how you won?
Jay: I never took you for a sore loser.
Alex: That's not an answer.
Jay: Listen, one day you might be the smartest person in this family, but today is not that day. So tread lightly before you assiduously malign the veracity of my etymological prowess. Jay Pritchett out. [drops phone]
Alex: You broke your phone, smarty-pants.
Jay: Damn it!