Jay Quote #615
Quote from Jay in First Days
Claire: Hey, you wanted to see me?
Jay: Thanks for "bzzzing" by. I hope you weren't in the middle of a "thang."
Claire: Okay, that did get a little away from me. But to be fair, I broke the ice.
Jay: Everybody thinks you're a dummy. Not everybody. No, as a matter of fact, one of the guys in the break room asked me to lunch.
Jay: Don't say Todd.
Claire: His name is Todd. Oh, no.
Jay: You cannot go to lunch with Todd.
Claire: Why not?
Jay: You can't be associated with him. Up until an hour ago, he was the office weirdo.
Modern Family Quotes
‘First Days’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: All right, if I'm gonna take Lily, I need to hurry. Lily, sweetheart, let's get you dressed.
Lily: Hey, I've been dressed for an hour. Come on, I can't be late. I'll fall behind.
Mitchell: Sometimes I forget to factor in the Asian.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] I desperately wanted that job. There was just one problem. I don't know much about history.
Mitchell: Hmm. Do you know much biology?
Cameron: Not now, Mitchell.
Mitchell: What about your science book or the French you took?
Cameron: You're lucky I love you.
Mitchell: And I know that if you love me, too.
Both: [singing] What a wonderful world this would be.
Cameron: I really was in a jam, though.
Quote from Lily
Lily: [answering phone] Daddy's office. You sound like a little girl. [hangs up]