Mitchell Quote #411
Quote from Mitchell in Goodnight, Gracie
Gloria: Your majesty. I didn't do anything wrong. But I will say that I am guilty if I can just pay the fine and go home.
Mitchell: No, you won't. You're innocent, and I can prove it. Your honor, this document here shows that my client was a resident of California at the time. And these canceled checks prove that she was legally subletting the apartment in question. I might be a simple man, but I do know one thing If a dog don't bark-
Judge Bartley: Okay, I can't listen to him anymore. Case dismissed. Court adjourned.
Gloria: Oh! Ah! Gracias, Mitchell! You're wonderful!
Mitchell: You know what? We got lucky because I had no ending to that dog thing.
Gloria: If you don't have anything to do next week, maybe you can go with me to Texas.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Gloria, you must be so hot in that.
Gloria: I am in mourning. In Colombia, we take death very seriously.
Alex: Where don't they?
Jay: Can we lose the veil? Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.
Gloria: Who is Gloria?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am a wanted woman in Florida. I used to live there, and when I left, my roommate made our apartment into a house of prostitution, and my name was still on the lease.
Jay: It's like a traffic ticket. You walk into court, pay a fine, it's done. Quick and easy.
Gloria: Yes, that was the name of the whorehouse.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event. And I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How 'bout this weather?
Luke: Yep. They say it's supposed to rain.
Manny: We need it. Muriel.
Claire: Hey! Are you two packed up and ready to go?
Luke & Manny: Yep.
Manny: Where does the time go?
Luke: Darned if I know. Everyone's always in such a hurry.
Manny: And why? We're all gonna end up in the same place.
Luke: Well, I guess we better mosey.
[Luke and Manny groan as they stand up from the rocking chairs]