Cameron Quote #586
Quote from Cameron in Goodnight, Gracie
Marilyn: Hey, you. Are you liking that book?
Cameron: Well, it's not the worst thing I've picked up at an airport, but close. What is this, a book club or a Miss America Pageant?
[The girls all laugh]
Edith: We're looking for our next book.
Cameron: Oh, what are you reading now?
Hattie: "Tempted By Her Innocent Kiss." I-I'm sure you don't know it.
Cameron: Oh, please. Devon Carter was Ashley's first, she wants their passion to last, but her hopes of true love are crushed when she finds out their marriage is just another one of daddy's business deals. I'm gay.
Hattie: Oh! My grandson is gay. His name is Daniel Schulman. Uh, do you know him?
Cameron: Oh! Is he about this tall, dark hair, circumcised? [women all laugh]
Hattie: [laughing] Terrible.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Gloria, you must be so hot in that.
Gloria: I am in mourning. In Colombia, we take death very seriously.
Alex: Where don't they?
Jay: Can we lose the veil? Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.
Gloria: Who is Gloria?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am a wanted woman in Florida. I used to live there, and when I left, my roommate made our apartment into a house of prostitution, and my name was still on the lease.
Jay: It's like a traffic ticket. You walk into court, pay a fine, it's done. Quick and easy.
Gloria: Yes, that was the name of the whorehouse.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event. And I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How 'bout this weather?
Luke: Yep. They say it's supposed to rain.
Manny: We need it. Muriel.
Claire: Hey! Are you two packed up and ready to go?
Luke & Manny: Yep.
Manny: Where does the time go?
Luke: Darned if I know. Everyone's always in such a hurry.
Manny: And why? We're all gonna end up in the same place.
Luke: Well, I guess we better mosey.
[Luke and Manny groan as they stand up from the rocking chairs]