Phil Quote #812
Quote from Phil in Career Day
Phil: Anyway, uh, I'm not gonna bore you guys with a lecture. Instead, I'd like you to watch as I converse with a young man who's wondering what to do with his life. [to TV] Hey, kid. Hey, kid, up here! Up here!
Phil: [on TV] Yo, dude! Whassup?
Phil: I'll tell you what's up. I'm interested in helping you by telling you all about a career in real estate.
Phil: [on TV] Real estate? Isn't that just buying and selling houses? I don't have time for that. Epic fail.
Phil: [laughs] Sounds like we need to start at the beginning. You see, real estate is about people. [pauses]
Phil: [on TV] Pfft. People?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Career Day’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Oh, let's see here. Uh, yeah. Oh, the Tooth Fairy. "1 Tooth Fairy Lane. Tooth City, Tooth Dakota."
Lily: I hope it's another $100.
Cameron: Ooh! Well, lookie there. Glitter!
Mitchell: I guess the tooth fairy doesn't have to worry about vacuuming.
Cameron: See, "Dear Lily, I'm writing because I made a mistake and gave you too much money. Please leave the $100 under your pillow tonight, and I'll give you a dollar. Sorry if that bites."
Lily: Let me see that. [takes letter] I can't read.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Lily lost her first tooth today. And she's very excited about a visit from the tooth fairy.
Cameron: When I had my first loose tooth, my mama tied one end of the string to it, and the other to the tail of a Guernsey cow, fired off a 12-gauge shotgun, and the cow went running out of the room.
Mitchell: That never happened.
Cameron: Tell that to the cow-shaped hole in my bedroom wall.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Guess what? I've been in your house when you weren't home. And yours. And yours. No, I'm not a burglar. I'm a realtor.
Gil Thorpe: Ho! Hey, sorry I'm late! I just sold another mansion. How you doin', honey?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: History is full of great rivalries: Athens and Sparta, Kerrigan and Harding, Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe. In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.