Haley Quote #173
Haley: Likes Chicago Blackhawks, kickboxing, the movie "Die hard," and beer.
Claire: He sounds like a frat boy.
Haley: Oh, he's many things. He meditates, he loves Indian food, and he's crazy about his dog Otis. Does the house have a doggie door?
Claire: No.
Haley: Put one in. You get to Barbie through Otis.
Phil: She's like the girl with the dragon tattoo.
Cameron: With cuter hair.
Haley: Stop talking!
Mitchell: Oh, she really is.
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Haley: Okay, so after a quick scan of his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram, here is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
Quote from Gil Thorpe
Gil Thorpe: Dunphy, I'm not gonna lie to you. You guys did a nice job on the house. My buyer wants in.
Phil: Fantastic! That is great news! You know, when we first got into this-
Gil Thorpe: Whoa, the small talk's over. Here's what we're prepared to offer.
Phil: You're joking, right?
Gil Thorpe: I don't joke about real estate. I joke about golf and Mexicans. It's okay, though. I'm married to one.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Here's to the best construction crew in the business.
Claire: Okay.
Cameron: Hank. Luis. Paco! Wish you could be here right now, buddy.
Alex: What? Did he die?
Cameron: No, he's on the roof, fixing a shingle that he should've gotten right the first time.