Phil Quote #805
Phil: We're not gonna take this. It's the first day on the market. We'd barely break even.
Gil Thorpe: Take it.
Phil: No.
Gil Thorpe: The market's crashing!
Phil: Nuh-unh.
Gil Thorpe: You're in over your head.
Phil: Maybe you're in over your head.
Gil Thorpe: Dunphy, listen to me. If you pass up on this, you're gonna regret it.
Phil: I don't know the meaning of the word "regret."
Waitress: Here we go. French toast, double bacon. Egg whites, dry toast.
Phil: Damn it.
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Quote from Gil Thorpe
Gil Thorpe: Dunphy, I'm not gonna lie to you. You guys did a nice job on the house. My buyer wants in.
Phil: Fantastic! That is great news! You know, when we first got into this-
Gil Thorpe: Whoa, the small talk's over. Here's what we're prepared to offer.
Phil: You're joking, right?
Gil Thorpe: I don't joke about real estate. I joke about golf and Mexicans. It's okay, though. I'm married to one.
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Cameron: No, he's on the roof, fixing a shingle that he should've gotten right the first time.